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Museum - 1980 to 2017

Engineering Degree
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Teacher Brian's hometown is Edmonton Alberta, Canada. It has it's charms! We have a wonderful river valley, a great Fringe festival and get to see spectacular Northern Lights sometimes! As long as you don't mind 8 months of Winter it's terrific!

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I breezed my way through High School, but had a much more difficult time getting my Engineering Degree from the University of Alberta. I needed to cure my Lazy Teenager Syndrome, but I did it! This was first time I tutored math, part-time in the evenings.

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I had an even harder time getting my professional engineering designation, but I did that too and got my Iron Ring! I mostly worked in power plants, fabrication shops and equipment distributors designing oil processing systems. I produced 30+ page calculation reports, checked design drawings for accuracy and supervised Jr. Engineers. And I went to meetings... so... many... meetings...

 

Including school and work I spent about 17 years as an ok engineer; my skills definitely lend themselves to other occupations. When an oil price crash hit, I lost my job and had absolutely no desire to go and compete with 10,000 other unemployed engineers for a job. But what else could I do? I liked tutoring in University... maybe?

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​If you want to hear more about Engineering, why not request that free trial? All the cool kids are doing it!

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Museum - 2017 to 2022

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Teacher Brian first started teaching English online to little kids in China. I wanted to teach/tutor and anybody can get hired as English teacher. It was a great place to start out. Turns out I was actually a very good English teacher! They put me on the trial lesson conversion program because I performed and hammed it up like a pro.

 

At the same time I also taught for minimum wage at the Kumoxford Mathing Brainaisuim Academy - "0/5 stars would not recommend".  I learned what I could there (mostly how not to do things) and quickly moved on.

 

I began in home math tutoring through a private agency and did that full-time for a few years. Something happened in 2020 through 2022 though. It's kind of hazy but I do remember being forced to shift to online tutoring for "reasons" and having a lot of clients very quickly.

 

But Nobody wants to talk about the bad times! How about requesting a free trial instead? I hear it makes you look 14 years younger!

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Museum - 2022 to 2024

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The dark times ended, people left their homes again but Teacher Brian remained working online. It was finally time to enact the plan I first developed while teaching English online. The ultimate Canadian dream, total and utter winter avoidance! I just needed to pick a destination. I decided to give Vietnam a whirl for two reasons: Low cost of living and I really like the food.

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First time there I spent four months in Saigon. Uhh.... not may favorite city in the world. How would I describe it? Its: Dirty, Smelly, Crowded, Noisy, Hot and Sweaty. But the food is wonderful, I met lots of fun people and I got the heck away from there at every opportunity. During one of those escapes I found my two favorite Vietnamese locations. Da Lat and Hoi An.

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Da Lat is a mountain town that's about a 7 hour (5.5 if your driver is a maniac...) drive away from Saigon and it's where everyone goes to escape the heat. Lovely place! Forested, great weather, awesome food, and I found a wonderful homestay cat café that serves as my yearly winter escape. Every time I go back there's a new litter of kittens to play with! Teach math, sip coffee, play with kitties all day, it's rough going but somehow I manage.​

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​My other favorite place is Hoi An, a very, very old trading port town who's whole deal is that it's remarkably well preserved! And famous for tailors! And delicious food (noticing a pattern?)! There are about 110 tailor shops there (give or take and I spend a few weeks there every year to eat like a king well while getting clothes made., I own tuxedos, plural!

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Want to hear about the dozens of different types of noodle soups I routinely enjoy in Vietnam? Why not request a free trial lesson. If you don't you'll make Teacher Brian cry and he'll think you're a big meanie.

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Museum - 2024 to Present

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Canada is nice and all, but after Teacher Brian graduated, he tried to teach English in Japan on the Jet program... and got soundly rejected. I guess they thought that engineers couldn't make good teachers. Proved them wrong, Ha! In Vietnam I was able to gather enough students to attempt living in a more expensive country, so time to scratch that goal off the bucket list!

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I visited Tokyo for one week. Lived just outside of Osaka for two months and finally after two months in Kobe I settled on that as the city I want to return to. It's lovely! A 30 min train ride away from Osaka and Kyoto, but smaller and quieter. And so many fancy pastry shops! Ask me about the Ramen restaraunt I have to hike up the side of a mountain to get to!

 

Every heard of natto! No? It's terrible! You gotta try it!​ Why not book a trial and I can tell you all about my deepest food trauma. If you do I'll be your friend forever!

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Museum - exit through the gift shop

Teacher Brian Diploma

Teacher Brian will be teaching math until he can't teach no more, ain't no way he's going back to Engineering now! I get to decide where to go and what to see! I generally set up for 3-4 months at a time in a given place. It allows me to really get the feel of a city and it's less disruptive for my students. Summer in Greece? Math in Costa Rica? I get to choose and travel the world! Enthusiasm for life and math has gotten me to a very good place and I hope to see you in a lesson soon so I can share my expertise and good fortune with you!

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Why not request a free trial and hear about where I am right now? Don't you know that your favorite person requested a trial and found $100 on the ground! Also your worst enemy declined to request a trial and got mauled by a tiger... Why take the chance?

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